Nov 16, 2009

Media Whore (1)

Definition: A person who has a psychological need to get into TV, film, radio or print (Urban Dictionary)

Looks Like:

Heidi and Spencer Pratt

WHO: As the venomous duo on The Hills, media whores Heidi (nee Montag) and Spencer Pratt live for the spotlight. This duo has successfully manipulated the media and are even rumored to have the paparazzi on speed dial.

WHERE: Based in Los Angeles, the Pratts have garnered media attention on Robertson Blvd, Nobu, Mr. Chow, the beach, and countless other celebrity hotspots. Coverage has also been garnered in Las Vegas, Crested Butte, Colorado (Heidi's hometown) and Mexico.

WHEN: 2007- present. Or in Hills terms, season two (first date) until now.


WHY: Heidi and Spencer have successfully branded themselves as media whores. They have been on countless magazine covers (including US Weekly's "Why I Chose to Call off My Wedding" and "Revenge Plastic Surgery") and have successfully managed to maintain their Hills contract. Heidi and Spencer even appeared on last summer's I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Outta Here! Media tactics involved in that venture include faking a sickness and praising Jesus. God always gives media whores the upper (and virtuous) hand.
Speidi has been vying for their own reality show, but MTV has yet to extend a contract. Currently, you can find the Pratts on tour promoting their new book, "How to be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press, and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture."


MEDIA WHORE MONTAGE

Heidi and Spencer tie the knot for real this time and in front of The Hills cameras



Protecting themselves from Swine Flu on their honeymoon in Mexico



EDA: Easter Displays of Affection. The costume was for good measure.


Patriotism is alive and well in the Pratt household. Their dream? To be Prez and Vice-Prez



Showing off what their mama (or plastic surgeon) gave them!


Even at the grocery store, Speidi knows how to garner (much-wanted) attention


Never fear, Officer Heidi is here!


Cashing in on Carrie Prejean's sex tapes

1 comment:

  1. Its way to easy to become famous these days, as these media whores have shown

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