Paper Bag Shore

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The icing on the cake confirms that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is more celebrated for his abs than his face. The Jersey Shore character celebrated his 28th birthday at New York City's Tejune nightclub with a cake bearing his famous six-pack. While the G in GTL is clearly The Situation's focus, the cake brings me back to the camp notion of a paper bag. You know, that person with the it body but the unfortunate face? It may be evil, but all signs (and cakes) are pointing to a Situation with a paper bag. Is anyone actually in it for his face?