Tales of Plastic

While most wanna-be stars release their sex tapes to help jump-start their careers, Spencer Pratt is using sex to revive his. The dwindling reality star has seen his place in pop culture fade since announcing his separation from plastic wife Heidi Montag. Desperate to reaffirm his status as self-proclaimed "king," Spencer is negotiating the sale of his and Heidi's sex tape with porn company Vivid Entertainment. "I've been making films since I was in the 7th grade," Pratt told Us Weekly. "I'm looking forward to people seeing my directorial debut!"

A man of many talents, Spencer is also writing a tell-all book about his relationship with Montag. Based on his last book, How to be Famous, we know Spencer is not a literary genius, but it seems he does have some juicy details to share. Heidi revealed that she might sue to stop the book, begging the question: what dirt does Spencer have on Heidi?