Cutthroat Playgrounds

They're known for their comedic flair, but maybe Amy Poehler and Will Arnett should take a more traditional route to naming their children.

The duo just welcomed their second son, Abel James, 
brother to Archie. I know what you're going to say - Abel an extremely traditional name. The moniker hails from the biblical story of Cain and Abel, but it's just not going to cut it on today's cutthroat playgrounds. Archie isn't much better. The name will always draw parallels to the famed comic book series, and poor Archie Arnett will likely be subjected to ridicule.

Don't get me wrong - I love Amy and Will, but I hope baby number three gets a more modern name.