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George Clooney is an eternal bachelor. I'm quite confident in my statement. The silver fox himself has said that he's not looking for marriage or for a family. His constant stream of girlfriends might think they can change his outlook, but they can't. George Clooney is destined to remain a bachelor for eternity.
His latest girlfriend Stacy Kiebler seems to accept Clooney's wish to remain unwed, but former love Elisabetta Canalis did not. The duo were getting along just fine until Elisabetta gave an interview talking about her plans to get married and have kids. That's a major no-no in Clooney-land and Elisabetta was promptly dumped. The faux-celebrity then enlisted on Dancing with the Stars, was kicked off and is now making some interesting statements in order to stay relevant.
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"He was a very special person for me - like a father," Elisabetta told Italian broadcaster Bruno Vespa in his new book This Love.
For those of you who skimmed over that last line, Elisabetta said that Clooney is like father to her. I don't know about you, Elisabetta, but I don't think it's normal to be intimate with your father. I understand she's upset that Clooney dumped her and promptly began dating Stacy, but her statement just doesn't sit well with me. Elisabetta needs to move on and find someone new to date. Oh, and she should probably make sure he doesn't turn into her father because that's just weird.
George - you'll never be a father to me.