Dress Lady

via people.com

She runs uber-successful clothing lines, but Mary-Kate Olsen is incapable of dressing herself.

The pint-sized child actor cum fashion powerhouse ditched her usual dress code of sunglasses and large handbags for this. To clarify, this is a Victorian-inspired, high-neck black silk gown. It looks like the dress ate her. Really - it's worse than her usual attire.

What Mary-Kate really needs is a stylist. Think Ashley's available?