Penelope Scotland

In typical Kardashian fashion, Penelope Scotland Disick made her public debut on the cover of a tabloid. It's not very Suri Cruise of her, but not all 'celebrity' offspring can be revealed through Annie Leibovitz's exquisite lens.

Back to Penelope. The one-month-old has a new family initial (P, duh) but has one thing in common with her infamous clan: she's already weary of her father. Just look at the way Penelope glares at Scott. It's like she knows he's a douchelord (Khloe's word, not mine). Baby P also looks a bit frazzled by her tabloid debut. Think she'll vie to live her life out of the spotlight? Doubtful, but you never know.