All Hail the Queen

For those of you who don't subscribe to the E! newsletter, you might have missed the announcement that Kris Jenner in the Queen of Fucking Everything.

You heard me. The Queen of Fucking Everything. You may be wondering what this means, exactly. Does the Queen of Fucking Everything overrule the other queens? Does the Queen of Fucking Everything hold any legal power? Does the Queen of Fucking Everything control the media? The answer to all of these questions is simply - yes. 

Kris Jenner is truly the Queen of Fucking Everything. She rules over any country with access to cable television and an internet connection. She is able to sway judges and lawyers until things go her away - on-camera and off. She controls the messages (including sex tapes and scandals) covered by the media. 

All hail Queen Kris!